Here comes the sun, do do do do

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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barebearx:

megabaerchen:

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barebearx:

megabaerchen:

Hammer geiler 🐻!! Wollen wir auch!! 😜😊😎💦💦

~~~~PLEASE FOLLOW ME ** ~ ♂♂

OVER 31,000  FOLLOWERS~~~~~~

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mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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trasiga-ogon:

Done with Microsoft Consoles forever.

trasiga-ogon:

Done with Microsoft Consoles forever.

cybugs:

start talking about escape from planet earth 

that money one is so ducking true

If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

chaka1987:

Bearing in mind there’s a small possibility I might actually get it at some point, because I’m impressionable.

sam-brochester:

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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lalondes:

lalondes:

dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

  • Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
  • Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
  • Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
  • Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
  • -uncomfortable silence-
  • Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
  • Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
  • Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
  • Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
  • -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
  • Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
  • Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

drew-ihd:

bromancing-the-stone:

capo-verde:

envycamacho:

kim-jong-healthy:

humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea

this is actually so cool

Fuck

That would be FUCKING TERRIFYING

Is that Sin?

theladyblaze:

gentlemanbones:

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

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GODFUCKINGDAMMIT BONES GET OFF MY DASH I’M CHOKING

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

bitchesaloud:

first date ideas

bitchesaloud:

first date ideas